Dirty Jokes in Fairy Grottos

Those of you who have me on MSN and have seen me online the past couple of days will have seen my nickname: "speak in codes and secrets; don't share your heart - it bleeds". It was a random thought that popped into my head, as is, Saturday or Sunday night while writing Music Essay of Doom, brought on by thoughts of Peter and past attempts at improving my relationship status.

And yeah, I know it's emo. Emo is hot. Deal with it.

Anyway, my point is this: yesterday, I decided to extend that one line of text. So I added to it. And then added some more. And then, seeing as I'd been fooling around with my guitar earlier, I thought I'd put some chords to it, along with a melody. You know, for fun.

Then I decided to video it on my recently-repaired camera phone, so I wouldn't forget the melody. Awesome idea, no? It went so well that I thought "Hey, why not re-do that other song I wrote and videoed ages ago?" - something I'd been planning to do for a while, seeing as the second half of it was kinda ruined by noisey people in the house. So I did. That one didn't go so well, though - I ended up taking three or four videos of it, each one progressively worse than the others, because I played a wrong chord and started laughing, or there was some sort of error. Oh, and the fact that I'm sick probably didn't really help :P

Once I'm better, and Exam is out of the way, I will get better versions of the videos. I might even upload them :P